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The Ultimate Categorized Index: Quotes

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Updated: Oct 12, 2024

all of my favorite quotes mentioned in Gilmore Girls.


“A grunt of acknowledgment might be nice.” – Lorelai (1.1)


“An education is the most important thing in the world, next to family.” “And pie.” – Emily & Lorelai (1.1)


“Boys don’t like funny girls.” “Noted.” – Mrs. Kim & Rory (1.1)


“But there are five days in a school week.” “Really? Are you sure? Because my days of the week underwear only go to Thursday.” – Emily & Lorelai (1.2)


“Do you know what happens to people when they’re late?” “It’s shorter?” – Rory & Lorelai (1.2)


“Does he have a motorcycle? Cause if you’re gonna throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!” – Lorelai (1.1)


“Failure is a part of life, but not a part of Chilton.” – Headmaster Charleston (1.2)


“Good. Make a note. You wouldn’t want to forget where the round cakes are.” – Rory (1.1)


“He’s got quite a pair this guy.” – Lorelai (1.1)


“How much did you hear?” “Not much. You know, snippets.” “Snippets?” “Little snippets.” “So basically everything?” “Basically, yes.” – Lorelai & Rory (1.1)


“I hate nature.” – Madeline (1.2)


“I kind of view studying as a solitary activity, but thanks.” – Rory (1.2)


“I’m just trying to see if there’s a hunchback up in that bell tower.” – Lorelai (1.2)


“I’m still fuzzy on what’s fun about sitting in the cold for two hours with a bundle of sticks up your butt.” “Don’t expect me to clear it up for you.” – Rory & Lane (1.1)


“Lane, your mother is gonna kill me if I keep sending you home fed and happy.” – Lorelai (1.2)


“Mr. Personality of the New Millennium.” – Lorelai (1.2)


“My clothes were at the cleaners, and I had the fuzzy clock and it didn’t purr on time.” “It didn’t purr?” “It’s fuzzy. It purrs.” – Lorelai & Luke (1.2)


“Nothing Shakespeare couldn’t turn into a really good play.” – Lorelai (1.2)


“Oh, excuse me sir. Can you tell me where we can find the best antiques? At your house, I’d guess.” – Customer & Michel (1.2)


“People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.” – Michel (1.1)


“People die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.” “Well at least you have your new slogan.” – Richard & Lorelai (1.1)


“The Franklin. The school paper. Are you going out for it?” “I don’t know, I have to find my locker first.” – Paris & Rory (1.2)

 

“They kicked the gnome.” “What?” “Right in the head.” “That’s just not cool.” “I’m very sorry. Is the gnome okay?” “Oh, he’s fine sugar, thanks for asking. But I wouldn’t trust these boys. Gnome kicking says a lot about a man’s character.” – Babette, Lorelai, & Morey (1.2)

 

“This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.” “Every morning for you is a coffee morning.” “This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an IV.” “I can give you tea and a Balance bar.” – Lorelai & Luke (1.2)

 

“This school is my domain and the Franklin is my domain. And don’t you ever forget that.” – Paris (1.2)


“Well, then we’ll use this newfangled thing called a washing machine. The town just chipped in and bought one. My turn’s Tuesday.” – Lorelai (1.2)

 

“Well, there’s nothing like friends. Especially if they’re old… ones.” – Lorelai (1.2)

 

“Well, we like our internet slow, okay? We can turn it on, walk around, do a little dance, make a sandwich. With DSL, there’s no dancing, no walking, and we’d starve.” – Lorelai (1.2)

 

“What if Lane comes along, and you guys can shop and study and join a cult and shave your heads?” – Lorelai (1.2)

 

“Wow, biblical insults. This is an advanced school.” – Rory (1.2)


“Yeah, angry chicks are the worst. When I was in high school, I had a Paris.” “Yeah?” “Yeah, she was horrible.” “How’d you get rid of her?” “I got pregnant and dropped out.” “What if I just learn to French-braid her hair?” “Even better.” – Lorelai & Rory (1.2)


“You didn’t… with the principal… did you?” – Rory (1.1)


“You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.” “Sorry, too late.” – Luke & Rory (1.1)


“You ready?” “No.” “You ready?” “Yes.” – Lorelai & Rory (1.2)


“You’re happy.” “Yeah.” “Did you do something slutty?” “I’m not that happy.” – Rory & Lorelai (1.1)




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