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Michel's Complaints: Kill Me Now 1.3

Updated: Jun 9, 2021

Hello and welcome to an extensive list of all of my favorite quotes. No, these are not all Michel complaining. I just added that for the sake of including almost all members in these fun titles. Without further ado, let the Gilmore quoting commence.

LORELAI: I'm sorry Dad. How do you mix up Anton and Sophia?

RICHARD: What do you mean?

LORELAI: Well, one is a man and one is a woman.

RICHARD: And your point being?

LORELAI: That one is a man and one is a woman.

RICHARD: I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai. I don't have time to keep up with the multitude of people that your mother employs.

LORELAI: But one is a man... and one is a woman.

RICHARD: Physical fitness is as important as intellectual fitness.

LORELAI: I told her she should go out for the debating team.

RORY: It's not a sport.

LORELAI: It is the way the Gilmores play.

EMILY: You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs gathering dust along with the rest of her potential.

RICHARD: Now, what do you know about golf?

RORY: That it's a good walk spoiled?

This is often attributed to a quote by Mark Twain in that golf is a good walk spoiled, but this is not the case. The saying appeared in “The Saturday Evening Post” in August 1948. However, Twain died in 1910.

RICHARD: There are no rights and wrongs to the learning process.

JACKSON: The world was flat until someone took a boat trip.

LORELAI: Tell me something happy.

SOOKIE: I can't make the strawberry shortcake.

LORELAI: Wow. You suck at this game.

LORELAI: Well good intentions and no physical exertion whatsoever is what the game of golf was built on.

LORELAI: Dad? Yeah, it's Lorelai. Who else calls you "dad"?

LORELAI: You know what I was thinking?

RORY: That Madonna and Sean Penn should get remarried?

LORELAI: Besides that.

LORELAI: Do you want something to drink?

RORY: Are you trying to make up?

LORELAI: No, I'm trying to hydrate you.

LORELAI: A crazy evil spirit obsessed with bra size took over my body.

RORY: It happens.

LORELAI: Well, now especially that the crack den is closed down on the corner all her really good friends are gone.

I appreciate you reading this far. If you're enjoying yourself, feel free to continue onto the next episode. No rules here. This is a fun space.

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